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TILLAMOOK KEÄDLIGHT. MAY 18, 1916. church. All dose favorin’ me for’ pastah please say 'aye. ( . A|gr«'*‘ deep significant silence. Hah. I said, undaunted "Silence means con — —o——• I sent, so I'm you pastah for anudder Have You Heard it? Mr. Whately, a light sleeper, who yeah.” does not readily go to sleep again it Michael Collins came to this coun disturbed, while traveling in New Food provided for the family table de Y ork state, was obliged to stop at a try with all his wordly possessions serves the careful thought of every house suburban hotel, and after much toss in a handkerchief. He rose from ing about succeeded in getting into a ditch-digger to contractor, amassed a wife. Do you use thought when buying sound sleep. Ill answer to loud re fortune, and built a magnificent home peated knocks on his door, he ner for hit family. The sons and daught baking powder? ers it appears, were much ashamed ot vously sat bolt upright in bed. their plebian father, and Collins was "What’s wanted?" he grumbled. The quality of cake, biscuits and all "Package down stairs tor you sir, ’ always kept in the rear of the house "Well, let it stay there; it can wait when they received their friends. Col quickiy raised flour foods depends largely lins died and was laid out in state in till morning, 1 suppose." upon the kind of baking powder used. The boy shuffled down the corridor the parlor. An old Irish woman who and after a long time the guest fell had known Collins when he was a Royal Baking Powder is made from into a sound sleep again, then an- laborer, came and asked to see the face of her dead friend. They con other knock came at the door. cream of tartar derived from grapes. It is “Well, what’s up now,” queried M r. ducted her to the parlor. She walked up to the coffin, took a long look, and Whatley. absolutely pure and has proved its excel said: 'Well, Collins, an they’ve let ye “ ’Tain’t for you that package.” into th’ parlor at last.” lence for making food of finest quality and Not What it Looked Like. 1' ------ o------ wholesomeness for generations. When Opia Read, the author, was Alton B. Parker, apropos of the fail editor of "lhe Arkansas Traveler,' ure of Ford’s peace mission, said, tn Royal Baking Powder contains no alum one of the best reporters on the pa New- York; "Ford wanted to do too; per died, and his death was greatly much. He was omnivorous generous nor phosphate. mourned by the editorial staff. A vis ly, like the selfish ominvorous farmer With a verdict of 2750 round dol itor to the office, on the day after the you know. A farmer at a Florida ho The Democracy’s Policy. lars against him in the recent liable funeral, found the editor and his staff tel said to his waiter; What s these ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO. suit, brother O'Brien, of the Marsh- As a conclusive argument in behalf talking about their loss disconsolate here two spoons for?’ ‘De big un am held Record will have to make a 01 me administration s ship purchase ly. New York io ’ soup, has ’ said the waiter, ‘ an ’ de heart to heart talk with some of the bill, Senator Martin the other day “It has been a sad loss, friends," the delinquent subscribers. And, by the read into the senate debate the fol visitor said, “a sad loss indeed." He little un am fo puddin’” ’Well, take way, this verdict will open the eyes lowing, which is part of a resolution sighed and looked about the room. the little one away.’ said the farmer, ot certain newspapers as to how far adopted l y the National Democratic “And I am pleased to see,” he went ’an’ bring me another big one to re they can go in printing hearsay news Club of New ork favoring th<- meas on, “that you commemorate the mel place her. 1 got just as big a mouth for puddin’ as for soup, young fellow T ELAND E ERWIN, unsupported by evidence, and two ure : Backache Just ancholy event by hanging up crepe. an’ don’t you forget it.” JU other cases of this nature now in the Opie Read frowned. | “Owing to American standards of Like a Toothache I PIANO INSTRUCTION. courts of the state will be watched wages, safety at sea, the human con "Crepe?" he said. “Where do you Sir Robert Finley, M. P., the fa- with interest by the newspaper frater ditions of labor for American seamen, sec any crepe," Diploma from Chicago Musical ( Dear Mr. Editor — Sometime ago I visitor, point- mous laywer who has been speaking nity.—Umpqua \ alley News. “Over there," said i.— the —---------- private enterprise cannqt be relied College.—Beginners receive the same 1 vigorously in the House of Commons had backache very bnd; it would ache upon to provide the ships, because ex ing. ............... careful training as the most advanced. just like a toothache. I tried a new on the advisability of making food A correspopdent writes to ask The perience has demonstrated that pri “Crepe be hanged, said Riad, Terms:—$4.00 per months Instruc Spectator to "positively deny the vate capital cannot successfully com "That isn't crepe. That’s the office contraband as well as articles of war, I discovery of Doctor Pierce’s, called as far as Germany is concerned, was ''Anuric.” This is lor kidneys and tion. false statement that Mr. Olcott, can pete against the handicap of lower towel.” once in Ireland when be met an Irish backache. I soon felt relieved of all didate for re-election as Secretary of standards maintained by other mari All lessons given at Studio. drover with a number of cattle going backache and had no more pain, and I Slate, is a Democrat." The Spectator time nations." I Edwin Booth’s Open Theatre. hone others troublod in the same way County Representative for the never said that Mr. Olcott was a A year or more before his death along a country road. “Where are will try thia wonderful new remedy. What an extraordinary confession! Wiley B. Allen Co.s’ line of high democrat. As the Spectator under Here we are plainly told that the ad Edwin Booth received a letter from you going?” he inquired of the son of Yours sincerely, grade pianos, player-pianos, V-ictrolos stands the controversy over .Mr. Ol ministration, through the passage of a prominent New York minister, in Erin. “To Waterford Fair, yer honor’ M rs . L incoln S tearns . etc. cott’s politics, the Secretary of Slaty unfair and unjust legislation like the which the reverend gentleman ex "Indeed? And how much do you ex manages the campaign of a Demo seaman’s act, lias made it impossible plained that he had always felt a de pect to get for the animals," asked N ote : It Is now asserted with con crat, Olwald West; spent 13000 in for American capital to own and op sire to witness Booth's portrayal of Sir Robert. “Sure, an’ if I get eight fidence that these painful effects due to | LJ T. BUAXil inducing Republicans to vote for him; erate American ships, and, therefore, "Hamlet," but as such an act would pounds each I shall not do badly,” uric acid In the system are entirely eradi- A A . traveled over the state and made the government must of necessity go be contrary to the doctrine of his answered Pat. "Ah, that’s a sample of gtted. A new remedy, called ’Anuric.’’ ATTORNEY-AT LAW. as been discovered by Dr. Pierce, and is speeches for him, and reaped a proper into the shipping business itself faith he asked Booth if he could not your country!” said Sir Robert. "Nqw the cause of n. drainage outward of the Complete Set of Abstract Books in but not too rich reward in receiving Having made the standard of wages arrange to have him admitted by a if you would take them to England uric acid with which it comes in contact 1 Office. the appointment to the office he so high, and having imposed such private entrance after the perform you would average fourteen pounds within the body. It will ward off back holds. Of course all this does not onerous conditions on the ship own ance had begun, it being his intention each. "Just so yer honor,” he retorted ache, headache, and the darting pains and ■' Taxes Paid for Non Residents. maks Mr. Olcott a Democrat. Nor a ers that competition with foreign to leave by the same door, thereby “and if yez was to take the Lakes of aches of articular or muscular rheuma T illamook B lock , Republican. He is the Journal's idea owned vessels is out of the question, escaping the notice of the audience. I Killarney to purgatory yez would get tism—of those diseases which are caused by too much uric acid, such a3 gout, TillamooK .... Oregon of a nonpartisan.—The Spectator. a guinea a drop for them.” To this Booth replied: asthma, sciatica, renal calculus. "An I the administration propolis to buy Both Phones. uric” prolongs life because old people usu ) “Reverend Sir: Yours received. In ' the craft that private capital cannot With "baby beef” selling in yards at operate at a profit, and run them as a reply would say there is no door in ally suffer from hardening and thickening I A certain lawyer who was a can of walls of the arteries, due to the ex $9.15 a hundred, the value of high govern inent-own e<l monopoly. the theatre through which God can didate for a municipal office went out cess the T. BO ALS, M.D., of uric acid in the blood and tissues. I class sires becomes apparent and the But need not expect that govern not see." canvassing one day, and knocked at Dr. Pierce, who is director and chief day of the scrub bull is almost a thing ment ownership will stop with the ' a cottage door. The door was opened physician at the Invalids’ Hotel and of the past. It has got to the point shipping industry. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., has The Generous-Minded Aiderman. Whenever our I by a woman. where the cheapest bull is the most manufactories, in which the wage is .?•» been testing this wonderful medicine for Congressman James Breck Perkins “Is your husband in, Mrs, Surgeon S. P. Co. the relief of over-worked and weakened expensive in the long run and the higher than that paid abroad, fail be on a visit to New York the other day inquired the lawyer. kidneys. Tho relief obtained by sufferers time will come when no stock man (I. O. O. F. Bldg ) called on an old friend down town, an "No sir,” was the reply, “but I has been so satisfactory that he deter who is paying any attention to the cause of the Democratic party’s bén alderman. W hile they were chatting, mined to place "Anuric” with the prin Tillamook .... Oregon éficient principles of free trade, we know what you want, My husband is business «ill think of paying less cipal druggists In town whore peoplo an Italian couple came in and asked than $250.(10 to $500.00 for his sires suppose the administration will take in Broken English if the alderman sure to vote for you because you got could get thl3 ready-to-use medicine. over the plants, and operate them un him off for stealing that ham last ’Anuric” Is not harmful or poisonous, , and even at that price they will pay der government ownership. would unite them in marriage. The week. but aids nature in throwing off thoso EBSTER HOLMES, for themselves in one year. Very soon alderman performed the ceremony, | We may ask how the government “No, no! Alleged stealing of the poisons within the body which cause so a two-year-old steer will be a curios and, after accepting the modest much suffering, pain and misery. Scien fee, , ham,” corrected the lawyer. expects to make pay an industry that ATTORNEY-AT LAW ity 011 the range—we shall have noth politely handed the bride an urn-, "Alleged be Mowed!” was the mo- tists assert thl3 remedy is 37 times more ing but cows, and cows at the pres has failed tinder private ownership? brella. potent than llthia. COM M ERGI AL BU1LDI NG, I man’s smiling reply. “We've got a For Diabetes and Bright's Disease thia ent time and in the future arc going If a corporation whose managers and The Congressman observed the to be highly respected citizens an<l workmen are experts in their partic proceedings gravely, and after the bit of it still. Lentme give you a remedy is building up a reputation as FIRST STREET, good as Dr. Pierce’s other well-known sandwich of it, sir.” will undoubtedly be kept in service ular line cannot profitably conduct couple tuple went out, asked: medicines which have been proven reli TILLAMOOK, the shipping business how can a lot - OREGON until they reach a ripe old age and "Do yon always do that Charles?” I able during nearly fifty years, such as *< r, . ...i.... v i, . ■ , ' then be pensioned instead of going to of politicians do it? Docs the admin "Do what? .Marry them3 Oh, yes.”' A Quaker fell asleep in meeting Doctor Pierce’s Favorite Prescription istration intend that its government- for tho ills of women, Doctor Pierce’s the market as "canners." It is not in GOY NE, "No, 1 mean give the bride a pics-1 and soon began to snore. For a while Pleasant Pellets, the liver regulator, and the province of a market paper to owned shipping business shall pay ex ent?" j the nasal notes were soft and smooth Doctor Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery penses, or docs it plan to go into the prophesy, but those of our readers and did not disturb the worshipers, "A present! Why -wasn’t that her tor red blood. A T TOR N E Y - A T- L A W. who follow the live stock business enterprise to furnish jobs for a gang but finally the sleeper let out a few- can form their own conclusions.—■ of hungry politicians whose salaries umbrella?” gasped the aiderman. Office: O pposite C ourt H ouse , “No, it was mine replied the Con extra kinks and the effect was a trifle must be niiid bv an additional tax on Live Stock Reporter. * disconcerting. gressman, sadly. the people,—'1 he Spectator. —-o------ “Friend Hezekiah,” wispered an Tillamook Oregon. A Salem church has named a pub . acquaintance, digging the other in the No Bed of Roses. licity manager—which is a dignified i ribs "I think the had better arouse Klamath County to Bat. “Docs a man need influence to se way ol designating a press agent and R. 'JACK OLSEN, thyself.” cure a gevernment clerkship? ” of indicating that this particular “What did thee say? What did thee lhe Klamath Falls Herald reports “ No," replied the observing citizen. church docs not intend to hide its that the Klamath County Republican say?" cried Hezekiah, somewhat con DENTIST. light under a bushel hereafter. The Central Committee- recently passed ‘But if some of these ideas about fused. "What is the matter?" hours and the compensation go pastor, who was once a newspaper resolutions stating the committee'» "Nothing friend Hezekiah,” was the (I. O. O. F Bldg.) man, says he believes publicity is go position on various candidates, in through there would have to be a lot quiet rejoiner of the other, "only of influence brought to bear to get ing to do for bis church what it does cluding Hen W. Olcott, candidate for thee was snoring a little, and T was Tillamook - Oregon me to take one.” for a business organization, lie is sccretaty of state. afraid that outsiders would think the I right. 1 his lias been established by 1 lie resolutions follow: spirit had moved thee to a trombone What It Meant. the experiences of churches wliicii [)R. GEORGE J. PETERSEN "Whereas, certain mc-mbers of the solo instead of an expression of thy A story is told of a German who 1 convictions.” have resorted to printer's ink in sus democrat and socialist parties have taining interest ami drawing sinners. registered as Republicans, either for arrived in the United States on Dec 1 ... DENTIST, Provided the publicity manager is a the purpose ol obtaining nominations oration Day, and, noticing the flags live wire, the .Salem church in ques for office on the Republican ticket, or flying, and the people going to the Direct Legislation to be Voted on in Successor to Dr. Perkins November. tion will require a S. R. (). »¡gn fur lor the purpose of being in a position cemetery with large bunches of flow Use «lien special exercices arc held. to assist tn nominating this class of ers, he asked what it meant. “Why. TILLAMOOK 'OREGON. Following constitutional amend Publicity is the medium of bringing politicians in the Republican primar this is Decoration Day,” said one. ments were referred to the people by to the attention 01 people the things ies tor office on the Republican tick "Don’t you know what that is?” The man confessed that he didn’t. the legislature at the coming general QARI. HABERLACIl, they want and which you have. Sure et. Then it was explained to hitn. “Isn’t election, November 7; ly the counter attractions of the 1 herefore, Be it resolved that wc, Amend Sec. 15. Art. V, giving Gov chut dies are uprising in their use of the Republican I entral Committee, there some one at rest in the ceme A TTORNEY-AT-LAW. printer s ink, ami this must account condemn this class of individuals and tery whose grave you would like to ernor power to veto single item in decorate with flowers? ” he was ask Appropriation exemption bills. m a large measure for their thriving consider it our duty to make the T illamook B lock Amend Art. IX on tax exemptions popularity \ man may he predispos names of such persons public, more ed. The German shook his head and re- Tillamook ... Oregon by adding section numbered 1-B ex ed toward attending church, and yet especially those seeking nominations, tending exemptions. the idea will take concrete form ami and suggest that Republican voters to degorate ain't dead yet.” Amend Sec. 6, Art. 11, relating to stimulate him to action only if the nominate only those tor office who QK. ELMER ALLEN fact is brought to bis attention. What possess unquestioned loyalty to the Negro and Mulatto suffrage restric Have You Heard It. One of the wealthy members of a tions now existing. more cltectivr medium than a notice Republican party. I Petitions are in circulation propos of the service in the paper he peruses .(Successor to Di. Sharp), Boston ap- T 11st, attention is called to Ben W. fashionable church in T over his morning meal? One suspects < Ilcott, candidate for secretary •I proached his pastor with I the com ing initiative measures to be voted on DENTIST. that the churches can find mi more state, on the Republican ticket, who, plaint that she was greatly disturbed at the same general election: People's Land and Loan law-, pro effective medium for routing the dev as evidenced by his own sworn state by one of her neighbors “its positive Commercial Building, Tillamook il than printer's ink. -Oregonian. incut, expended $1,500 for the elec ly unbearable," said she "That man viding that all land rent be collected tion of ex-Govcrnor West, a Demo in the pew in front of us destroys all as public taxes, whether the land is crat." I my devotional and pious feelings used or not. 0R. L. L. HOY, Looks Good. But — This is a new form of the single tax l he resolution then continued with I when he attempts to sing Couldn't and is proposed by W. S. U’Ren a xl condemnation ol several democrats you ask him to change his pew?” ~ According to a Portland paper ex- and socialists who are trying to ride ' PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON The good pastor was sorely per State Labor Federation. tiovernor West is to be ............ chut engi- > plexed. After a tew moments' retlec- J wo Sunday legislation bills are liter o' »I the ‘ constitutional tax amend- into office on the Republican band tion, lie said: i being initiated to repeal the antiquat wagon and conclude with a reference I T illamook B lock , incut which will be ubmitted to the "M ell, I naturally would feel a little ed Oregon Sunday law, but one pro to the oath taken by these candidates people next fall, the inaiti feature of when they tegistcrcd. delicacy on that score, more espec- poses a more drastic law. Oregon. Tillamook, which is to restrict increases in tax n"-' <’s h»ve io give a reason It is what is known of the One-Day ation to not 11 ore than <i per cent But I will tell you what I might do.” of Rest in Seven law promoted by a Tillnmook, - Oregon. anuuallv amt pioviding that larger ui- J O11N LELAND HENDERSON “ere the pastor's face became illum State Sabbath closing organization i cre.to s can only be made after being The New Home Sewihg inated with a happy thought ”1 headed by Rev. Tufts. referred to a vote of the people. might ask him to join the choir." .The act ,o £ppeal and abolish the ATTORNEY Machine Company, Like other \\ evt measures it ap ------ o- old Oregon Closing f Sunday law is AND pears inn , nt upon the suriace and San Francisco, Cal. Some people hate publicity like the proposed by the Indi ependent Retail I ma> attract votes unless people hap Cheer up! Get to work COUNSELLOR-AT-LAW. Grocers Association. young Detroit man He was dressed pen to remember that unexpected de F ish B rand 1 he women of Oregon are initiat T illamook B lock . in a tight fitting suit of the latest lects have usually developed in re Tillamook - - . - Oregon J cut, and his whole custume was a ing a bill to abolish compulsory vac- Iorm tn. .-ures from the same source. dream of sartoral refinement. And cina'ion and medical treatment, mak ROOM NO. 261. H would be hard to find a person he iva* plainly embarrassed as he en ing it optional. who would not cheerfully join in a tered the editor’s office "I was in movement to keep down high taxes w. C. HAWK, tensely shocked to read a notice in Getting right down to facts, no one How’s This ? your paper of my engagement," he wants to pay a cent more taxes than offer O ku Hvxi.ssn D ollass Riwsan began. "I can not tell you how shock- or We he is obliged to and it is a safe guess any case at Catarrh that cena.rt be cured String, easy fitting, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. ed I was I was positively chagrined by »tall « Catarrh Cure. that any proposed increase would be 5 passenger Overland, Rebuilt light, and water Mv fiancee was chagrined; we were overwhelmingly voted down, no mat and painted like new .... ■ • $450 00 F J CHBXEY * CO.. Teledo. u proof. ebsotutefy. all chagrined. How much for fifty ter how badly it was needed This Oregon Bay City ’"V’«',«ned have known F J Reflex EJfn stop One Ford Body, 1913 ... .. I 25.00 copies of the paper’”. w ould do no particular harm in most water from run The Rev.Joshua Jenkins, an old col him perfectly honorable la all bu«loe«a cases, even if it did occasionally em transactions and rinanclabr able to carry One Ford Body, 1914 ... ning in at the front. .. 35.00 ored person in Lousiana. found it ne out any obligations made by hie Arm. harass public business. But where Yellow or Obw khaki. cessary at the end of hts his year to ? me ent! would the slate, county or city be in NATIONAL B4XK OF COMMERCE. Until July 1st will give extra easy FnXeetor Hat. TS cents an emergency? ‘Jer ,o ‘’l* .»«»ntion of terms on New For Cars. •Sah cha tao l.aantn.'.W V £■«• •» taken internally VETERINARY. his congregation, which. I he noted, . Supp'i’e it was the fate of Wash had a rather defiant lack of interest, ington county to have a large Humber A.J.TOWER CO. ,aT the «eaten Testimonials «ent -«»«per bottle lold hy all Both Phones. «■y____ BOSTON -nredern,” he said, ”<Je time xtn heah r^c^.t^ of its bridges destroyed simultaneous- foh lecting of de pastah for his tab« Hall e Family Pitts for coaitipation. Oregon Tillutucok - . . ly. Or a fire might sweep the old court housedestroying public records it would cost large sums to replace. Suppose that Portland lint the fate of Ex-President Taft, knowing the res San Francisco and large sums were ponsibility ot the president, says of instantly required to again start the liie war issue: "is there anything for wheels of puLlic and private business. a clear-headed, patnutic American And again suppose war should sud citizen to <lo but to back up our pres denly come and Oregon was requir ident, who is our chosen constitution ed to do its part. Where would the al leader.' I his is no time to point out large sums immediately necessary co,ue from? mistakes of the past." As an ex p res 1 lie proposed amendment includes uieiit Taft is dendedly (lie best -,ve have in this country. 1 lieie IS an warrants, bonds and all evidences of other oik who stands by nobody nul indebtedness. No expenditure may be made in excess of •< per cent more iiiiiiLeit. —Telephone K• gistei. than the preceding year. Unusual ex ----- o------ penses suih as those mentioned are Taxpayers are again planning usually met by loans, but who will cut levies, coriso iiiate boards loan money to the state, county or cominisiioii« ..in secure unifi system v> ....J ..x. 1 he fight will be city if he can receive no evidence of liaid for t... U-...1LCI ol office holders, indebtedness to return for its loan employes, . .w ... encialies nov. hold and with the chance that if referred ing posm ...» c.. uiitercnt boards and the increase would be voted down? For these reasons it might be well commissions is so large that their vote alone in must cases decide an; lor Friend Os ,o include a section in move tend.ng to reduce llicir num the Lili which provides for emergen cies or Oregon is likely to be tied up ber. 1 lus is one ot the greatest dang ers arising Hum the ever increasing in a verv hard knot someday.—Hills boro Independent. office tiolu class.— Millamina limes. Laugh and Grow Fat. Study Food Values T." Have Your House Wiring Done by Coast power Co. DONS RIGHT at RIGHT PRICES New Home Users are Quality Choosers A Rainy Day Need Not Be Dull Reflex Slicker $3.00 Automobiles Good Values in Used Cars See ROSENBERG At Tillamook Garage.